"Chilling out in a trendy beachside bar called ‘Bungalow’" - January 2nd 2010

There are two hopes at getting me up Table Mountain in that cable car – Bob Hope and no hope. I enjoyed it so much last time I went up there that I walked down with some mental woman from Nottingham. Hours later the merry mountain crew return looking absolutely spent having been fried by the sun.

I have a much better plan chilling out with SP and Hyacinth in a trendy beachside bar called ‘Bungalow’. It is nothing like a bungalow, more a bordello.